It’s the last day of Passover which means a welcome sigh of backside relief from matzoh eaters. This bland cardboard like “bread” is eaten for 8 days in place of levened break, representative of the Israelites not having time to add yeast to their bread as they were leaving Egypt. For dang sake! Always remember the yeast when you’re in a hurry! Take the yeast and the photo albums…and the kids, don’t forget them. The [...]

Friday evening. Had a quick nap at Leons. At about 9pm we drove back to Tel Aviv, only about 30 mins away in mild traffic. A quick bite and we headed out to the bar/club district of south Tel Aviv. After being rejected from several clubs for being too Jewish looking we settled on a quiter bar in Florentin. After chatting up the bargirl and playing spot the Shiksah we called it a night at [...]

I’m trying my best to keep up to date here but am slowly slipping into the sea…or is that being pushed? Ah….. Continuing my journey on Friday. It was around 11.30am and I was catching a bus down to Old Jaffa to meet Leon. I’m starting to get lazy with showing you detailed maps. Here’s the best I could find – Please don’t feed the dogs while hovering abover your sandbucket and gourd. Castrating your [...]