I’ve never really noticed till tonight how far apart the food in the photo on the packet and the actual food actually are. Take tonights quick and nasty dinner. McCain’s Healthy Choice Beef Florentine. In hindsight I’d rather have eaten a dead marsupial found on a highway to Mt Isa. As far as healthy microwaved meals go.. THERE’S NO SUCH THING! Not if it looks like a collection of dried up, flavourless, colourless trop!

News bloopers were funny once. Now they just scare the shit out of all involved!

A remix I cut together of Lindy Waldeck’s mama singing Milkshake. All the sounds you hear were taken from video recordings Lindy did on her Mac using Photo Booth. There are no added sounds. Notice that it helps to be slightly pissed while singing. Enjoy.

I just won the UK Lotto sweepstakes! 1,000,000 pounds! Oh… hang on! No I haven’t! I never have…never will. Neither will you or your dad or that annoying guy who works at the local 7-11. You see it’s another scam to get your personal details which will allow the crook access to possibly your bank account, identity, credit card and maybe your wardrobe safe where you keep your priceless art collection. So how do I [...]

Scam emails are all the fashion these days. Most of them claim to be from an African girl who was left some millions of dollars from her recently deceased aunt or uncle who died brutally at the hands of the local militia and would like your assistance in getting the money out of her war torn country. You! Yes, you! You have been chosen amongst millions of people. Why you? Why not? After all, you don’t know [...]

This time last year I was in Israel and having Seder in Haifa. Tomorrow night I will be with family in Melbourne. I prefer being with family than with strangers. This year I’ve been given the task of making Gefiltefish, but have instaed settled for purchasing them as the way I’ll make it will be too “fishy” for everyone’s taste. For those of you who would love a great Gefiltefish recipe, here is Granny Leiberman [...]

I wanna thank my mum, god, the sound guy….