Nothing says “please donate to my charity bicycle ride” better than a couple of tongue-in-cheek self made videos, especially when nudity and close ups of lycra bike shorts are involved.

I know if I was hurt by a metal screen door I’d want to do something about it!

A trip to the beach followed by some toe sucking fish…

Ten cats go Om Nom Nom

I’ve never really noticed till tonight how far apart the food in the photo on the packet and the actual food actually are. Take tonights quick and nasty dinner. McCain’s Healthy Choice Beef Florentine. In hindsight I’d rather have eaten a dead marsupial found on a highway to Mt Isa. As far as healthy microwaved meals go.. THERE’S NO SUCH THING! Not if it looks like a collection of dried up, flavourless, colourless trop!