Haifa cat gang.

An article by Elahn    2 Comments

A gangly gang of gritty gats…I mean cats…were terrorising tourists traveling through Tel Aviv… I mean Haifa…today. The gang of almost identical mangey pusses on the Haifa foreshore mob passing old ladies, tackling them and sinking their sharp fang like teeth into their cankles.

This old fart never stood a chance.

Sort of like a homeless man who has character about him…till he smiles at you.

I’Z SMILEZ CAUSE AM HUNGREE AT YOUZE! GIVE UZ IT CHICKEN OR SUMTHIN!