Missing cat poster of the week photo

Oh dear, your cat is missing? Have you checked the pound? No? Perhaps because you don’t have a pound? All lost cats live on the streets, getting high on catnip, screwing around with other slinky minxes, breeding half casts, mongrel and feral offspring. Oh yeah, your cat’s gone now lady. Gone and never coming home.
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You’re supposed to put happy cat pictures up! Not poor lost felines!